I am H5N1 human straind bird flu virus protected.

Gitu le kan.

I don't know what is wrong with me. When i see something that give hope, no matter how false it is, my hand will be very itchy and i must get it.

Yesterday, while i was walking in Jaya Jusco Klang, with the intention of just window shopping and listing things to get next month (next month half bonus, yeahhh) i came across this swirling water tank. This water tank, with few drops of some aromatic oil supposedly clear the air, by sucking the bad air and ions, and with it swirling mechanism will emit clear clean air that will cleanse the body and soul and leaving a more hygienic air to breathe in the room.

And, also the plant base Air purifying concentrate, they call it, are environmentally safe and non toxic and it can kill germs, including the Bird Flu virus (HN51) (they write it in big bold red ink somemore)

The next thing I know, the water tank and the expensive Anti-Tobacco (what else) aromatic oil is now in my office.





Well, it kills germ, I must have it.

It said to eliminates tobacco odour, sterilizing, anti bacterial & anti-fungus, and most importantly it eliminated 99.9999 percent bacteria, viruses and fungi. That is almost as good as 100 percent.

sorry, my phone camera cannot zoom.

And apart of the H5N1 virus it also said to eliminates, disinfection and control of (to name a few):

Proprionibacterium acne,
salmonella cholerasius,
stapphlococus aureus,
rhinovirus,
influenza A,
Hong Kong straind,
poliovirus type 2, and
E. coli,

(basically i have no idea what these viruses mean, but it sounded scary. Well maybe for e.coli, salmonella and polio, because i remember reading it somewhere, in school maybe)

Not only that, it also disinfect the athlete’s foot fungus, infectious diseases, avian influenza virus the HN51.

But what more surprising it also disinfect the Herpes simplex type 1 and HIV type 1.

Hey, it disinfect HIV, what more can you ask for !!!!!!!!!!


i am not very sure if it does work or not, but i am having serious headache in the office, its either i am alergic to the aromatic oil, or it does have effect to the sinus because the headache seems to centre around the temple and nasal area. Maybe it is killing the sinus bacteria, and he bacteria is fighting back the clean air (either that, or i am alergic to fresh air)

Yeah, i am a sucker for over commercialization and drop dead marketing.

But, let say, just in case, i somehow later died of the Bird Flu Virus, i am giving permission to anyone reading my blog to sue the company silly. Make sure you sue them hell, and take every penny from them, and leave them nothing.