Friday, January 28, 2011

A Narrowly Averted Catastrophe

The crack editorial staff of The Scratching Post awoke this morning to find that our Interweb Tubes were down. We had only our Droid 2 and Verizon between us and regression into a primitive, savage, possibly cannibalistic state of societal decay. Fortunately, Time Warner rectified the situation before we fell upon each other like wild beasts, burning down our offices in a spasm of prehistoric violence.

It's sobering to realize that civilization balances on the edge of just such a knife every day.

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