Just want to give a congratulatory "shout out" to my big sister Lesley, who has finally completed her dissertation, and is mere moments away from escaping the clutches of higher education. Somehow, in her 35 years of life, she has managed to squeeze in approximately 47 years worth of college credits, and will henceforth be referred to as "Dr. Beaner" or "Profesora Leslita." Congratulations Lesley. I am truly proud of you, and I love you.