Tuesday, November 4, 2008

I have been tagged, Yeah!!!

Thanks Panzer, i was actually waiting for someone to tag me on this really. I am really happy to answer 90 questions so that 3 people who read this blog will find happiness reading it.

THE SELF
[01] Name: Duan
[02] Nickname: Dzeng /Dzengtoi
[03] Married: Not yet
[04] Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius/ Lembu
[05] Gender: Male
[06] Age: mid-30s this december
[07] High School: SMSSAASSA (try figuring that out)
[08] University: University Malaya
[09] Height: 173cm
[10] Weight: 3 figues
[11] Do you like yourself: Yes
[12] Piercing: No
[13] Right or left: -
[14] Are you a freak: Not sure, but to some i am.
[15] Hair: Black and very little
[16] Skin: Burnt Sienna (matured phyton hik hik)
[17] Allergic: To ugly people with ugly attitude, but think they are cute.
[18] What are you doing now: Answering this form at 3.30 am, because i can't sleep so might as well waste time writing this.
[19] What will you do 1 hour later: masturbating (hik, acah je)
[20] What will you do 10 years later: Answering the 73rd question of this tag, or probably dead (god forbid).

THE FAMILY
[21] Live with mother/father/parents: Mother
[22] Siblings(included you): 8
[23] Eldest: Sister
[24] Youngest: Sister
[25] Love/hate your family: They will be the one to bury me if i am dead, so i need them no matter what.

THE LOVE
[26] You found your another half: not sure
[27] If yes, who is he/she: someone else's.
[28] If no, who you want he/she to be: a bloody rich cosmetic/plastic surgeon
[29] Time(s) you in relationship: 4
[30] Ever woo boy/girl(0-100000): nope, they woo me (hahaha, but it is true!!!)
[31] Anyone woo you before(0-100000): A lot (this is true too)
[32] Did anything wrong to your other half: Yup.
[33] What was/were the wrong you had done: We met
[34] Ever argue with your other half: constantly and consistently, because i read somewhere that we must always argue to ignite the spark of l'amour or the flame will die (or was it, communicate? But, arguing is a form or communication too)
[35] You with your other half since: the day we met
[36] Are you straight/Lesbo: I am a proud lesbian.
[37] Reasons you love your other half: Do we need reason to love our other half, if we did not, why do we call it the other half? I cannot possibly love someone's other half.
[38] You and your other half in which stage: The stage where if we were to strangling each others neck can possibly be the next stage.
[39] You woo-ed her/him or he/she woo you: look at the answer on question 30 and 31
[40] Ever think of marry he/she: Not sure

THE FRIENDS
[41] Your first best friend: Nayanaramurthy (he is my nanny's son, yes i was raised by an Indian Lady and i can speak a little bit tamil)
[42] Your first enemy: myself
[43] The friends you love the most: Who tell me the truth and do not keep secret just because he/she wants me to be happy.
[44] The enemy you hate the most(1only): This one particular ugly person who think he is cute, but he is actually not, and in fact he is actually fugly (for those who do not know, fugly means fucking ugly)
[45] Your most beautiful girl friend: I cannot answer this, because later i have to answer many questions from unsatisfied beautiful lady friends.
[46] Your most handsome guy friend: Richard Gere
[47] The kind of girl you hate the most: Stupid one
[48] The kind of boy you hate the most: an ugly faggot
[49] You fall in love with your close friend before: Never. A word of advice, never ever fall in love with your friend.
[50] Your best friend is your ex-lover : Actually yes
[51] If your friend backstab you: I manipulate his/her other friends to backstab him in return
[52] If your friend betray you: I will just walk away
[53] If your friend woo your lover: I will make him feel sorry he did that!
[54] If your friend fall in love with you: I will laugh i think and say, stop making stupid joke
[55] If you fall in love with your best friend: Eeuwwwww NO!!

THE EDUCATION
[56] Are you a good student: Nope
[57] You always do your homeworks/assignments: Nope, unless the lecturers specifically said, there will be marks allocated. That is why i never do my homework in school, but i come early to copy them.
[58] The teacher/tutor you love the most: Cikgu Aini, my primary 3 teacher, because she is an angel sent by god.
[59] Always late to school/college: Nope. School : i need to copy homework / College: I need to sit infront because i can see clearly without glasses and you dont wear glasses it is just not cool, and you can afford contact lenses at that time. Somemore i am more of a visual learner, so i need to see my teacher
[60] Your class: i dont understand the question.
[61] You love your seniors: Nope.
[62] Senior who you love the most: none
[63] Your classmates good/bad: both
[64] Excellent result classmate: Don't know any
[65] Laziest classmate: Forgotten his name, but he is as lazy as an ass.
[66] Smart people: Roza Hazli, the only malay who got first class honour in the faculty when we graduated. I used to teach her economics, so i guess i am as smart as she is.
[67] Stupid people: People who do not know they are stupid, unconscious incompetence, but think they are smart, we call them bodoh sombong.
[68] Good looking people: Who smiles a lot
[69] Ugly people: Those who either pick their nose in public, or spit in public especially around area of a restaurant, No matter how beautiful he/she might be, they are the most ugly at that time.
[70] Funny people: Who do not laugh first before everyone else, after telling a joke.
[71] Cute people: those with nice smiles and squint their eyes when smiling.
[72] Bad people: Talk behind someone's back
[73] Honest people: transparent, right on your face straight forward the moment he knows anything.
[74] Acting people: a sore loser posers
[75] You are what kind of people: Definitely not ugly people like in no 69.

THE PREFER
[76] Lip or eyes: Lip
[77] Hugs or kisses: Hugs
[78] Shorter or taller: Doesn't matter
[79] Hesitant or spontaneous: Spontaneous
[80] Nice stomach or nice arms: Stomach
[81] Listener or talker: talker
[82] Romantic or rich: if possible both
[83] Good husband or Good Father: Good father

THE FUTURE
[84] Age to get married: Supposedly i planned to get married at the age of 26, but that was like 9 years ago, and i am still not married now.
[85] Numbers of kid(s): 4
[86] Career: easy laid back no hassle, and streneous job, where i dont have to make any sudden decision making where my decision will decide the future of my career. I just hate that.
[87] Salary: Enough to buy what we need in a month and have some for saving.
[88] Retirement age: 5 8 (government servant ma)
[89] Properties value: dont have any properties that have value yet, but if i owned one in the future hopefully i can bequest it to my siblings. Than only it has value to me.
[90] Wishes: Nothing that i could not attain myself, not to dissapoint myself in the future. But, if can, i would like to shoot someone right on the head and miss by a few cm and watch him wiggle and die slowly of brain injury. Better if he actually survive but don't remember anything accept the part where i shot him, of course he is already a loco at that time.



22 minutes. That is not that hard.


I am tagging Raja Putra Kamaruddin and Abdul Razak Baginda

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